Reckless Assumptions

Let us descend en masse...

Enter that dark place again...

The bleeding insanity bin

to store our collective madness...

Surely it is inevitable

that we are destined to climb out of this shit

like we have so many times before

Liberate ourselves from our current abyss... 

The miraculous escape is our specialty

Is it not?
Is it not?

Underachiever's Plea

I want you to acknowledge

just once before I die

that I am trying my best...

What more can you expect of me

in this accomplishment worshipping society? 

Stop sodomizing the bottom lines

Try reading between them instead...

Maybe then you can forgive my underachievements

If you can,

perhaps so can I

and me and my mutt self esteem

can exit this frickin dog house 

 

Writ of Reality

Wither the concept
of absentee Justice...

She used to exist
on a marble pedestal
long before the current days

when corruption clouded our way...

The battles have all been fought..

Once proud banners lie tattered and charred 

All that remains are the incriminating scars
covering the harsh verdict of history

No appeals will be forthcoming

No reprieves to be received

Karma laws are now in full effect

Ghost Letter

On the eve of battle
a soldier wrote his love

"If I die come morrow
please temper your sorrow
with this hopeful refrain:

If this be the last war
and men die no more
then my death was not in vain"

He perished of course
many many wars ago
in yet another pointless conflict
where nothing was gained
and everything lost

Minimal Resistance

I have nowhere to go
and nothing to do...

If I ever got to nowhere
nothing would get done...

The life of the contentment...

Far beyond your petty judgments...

The ultimate benefit...

Unrepentant minimalist... 

Zero sum zero...

Isn't retirement fun?

Make America Bland Again?

Us against them

ad infinitum

Blame the Dems

Us against them
ad infinitum

Expose and dispose those fiends of msm
poisoning America with hidden agendas

Imprison those radicals of BLM
before they scale the walls of suburbia
and bring darkness to our well manicured land

Stick it to the Socialists

Neuter those freaks of LGBTQ

Crucify heathen non Christians

Stir our growing enemies list

Deflect Deflect

Unleash the mighty algorithm

Divide and conquer their diversity weakness

When "them" has been vanquished
and their threat ceases to exist
we will have achieved glorious bland oneness

But what happens
to our uni thought collective
when a system breach
causes a data malfunction
and the dystopian beast
we did release
turns on us?

 

FAKE Inside Out

 

Foam at the mouth conspiracy theory zealots
are rapidly becoming my favorite entertainment

These players now demand a precise body recount
of the stiffs laid out by the coronavirus 
since they have never met personally
nary a one of these obviously contrived statistics

This leads rational peeps to conclude logically
that these brave seekers of alternate reality
truly need to get out of their basements more

Buzz Kill

Time to bludgeon those past prejudices
which have finally outlived their usefulness

Bigotry is not a good look anymore

It lacks the legitimacy it had before

Though we continue to deal with lingering ignorance
cause too many still harbor ancient tribal bullshit
but this does not mean we need be part of it

Homo Moronicus

That's just great...

Now I gotta retaliate
for the slight you laid on me
unintentional as it may be...

For I am a man you see
and these chains of toxic masculinity
demand I avenge every disrespect
lest I be portrayed as weak

This curse does make me ponder
if my gender will ever evolve fully?

Ode To Bacchus

Let us respect the buzz
this chemical addition
to our bloodstream brings

Fear not the potential addiction
to achieve this euphoric state
(temporary as it may be)

Reality sure ain't that great

So if our mood enhancing vice
hastens our inevitable demise
why not enjoy the thrill ride guilt free?

Disorderly Transition

 

Back and front...

Out and in...

Our orderly sequence

has gone astray...

Tis that kind
of transposed day...

We can either strain
to make amends
and get back to the original intent
or accept 
this permanent reversal variation
and learn to embrace life's deviations

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME??

the truth of the moment....

my moment in time....

is that i treasure current contentment
over gaudy tangible accomplishments
that would only serve
to muddle my mundane existence...

i am who i now am...

the blip i was born to be..

a place holder at the table of humanity...

an unabashed unapologetic mediocrity..  

i am...

a happily boring man... 

                                                   quote lifted from j. lennon

Closed Looping

 

We came not for the show
but the bloody spectacle
of our cultural dissolution...

Rabid beasts were released
to assist the thought police
in canceling contrarian dissent...

Once the complicit population
was worked into a sufficient frenzy
our extinction is complete...

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Case for the Persecution

 

I must be guilty of something
so you may as well prejudge me...

No lame self defense arguments
will be presented today...

No use wasting good alibis

on a blind, deaf, and dumb jury

Those distractions only get in the way
of my inevitable prosecution
for the crime of being alive

Tripping Nostalgic

 

I find myself lost yet again

in the mist of remembrance

A respite from the current indifference

infecting my mundane existence

This shadow oasis of soothing simplicity

may soon be my permanent residence

as I selectively shed the bad memories

til all that remains for down sized me

is a rose colored sanctuary

Desperate Attentions

 

What women do not understand

that the best way to get a man

is to submit to their every demand

Now that those of a feminine gender

have been triggered by my sexist audacity

maybe they will temporarily cease ignoring me

Even anger is preferable to silence

when you roll this lonely

down the boulevard of the unloved

Lucky Me

 

As bad as 2020 has crashed out...

This veritable Murphy's Law litany

of seemingly endless calamities

infecting the strained soul of humanity

It's not as easy as it use to be

for me to invoke my overplayed

"count your blessings" cliche

but I do cling to the one absolute truth

that never fails to pull me through

all these days of maddening strife

When faced with the challenges

of this grind of a life

it's not such a daunting task

to climb this slippery peak

with you forever by my side

as my loving and always patient wife

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY MY LOVE

Requiem For Jefferson

 

One can live quite comfortably

within the confines of alternate reality

where chewable truth is dispensed

in easily digestible increments

In this antiseptic environment

the air is purified crystal clear

There is no "them" pollution in here

Dissent is kept outside the bubble

No radical elements will be admitted

Contrarian agitation only leads to trouble

For in here there is just one train of thought

running on a one track collective mind

reinforced with soothing repetition

that serves to solidify the party line

As our real Universe continues to spin

Exploding perpetually out of control

the alternate reality mode moves in

to fill the void with darkness stability

So maybe this is how democracy expires

Not with a bang, but with a flickering fire  

  

The Projectionist

The Master of Projection

(a.k.a the pot who calls the kettle black)

is doing mass toxic scandal deflection

calling on his minion network again

for maximum smear distribution...

Facts of course are irrelevant...

Context gets drowned out by rapid repetition...

On such distraction the con man thrives...

Sleight of hand guides gullible brains

into contrived conclusions pre ordained...

Pick their pockets while they praise your name...

This is the true art of the steal...

Sp lit Self Destruct ive

My left side despises my right

who responds to every slight in kind

with blistering attacks on it's opposite

This perpetual state of needless conflict

is going to greatly shorten my life span

if I can not perform an internal reconciliation

on my lack of mutual self respect situation

Baa Baa Club

We can take the sheep to water

but we can't seem to make them drink

Knowledge will always be elusive

to those who refuse to think

Stuck sucking on the shriveled teat

of mythical orthodoxy

These are the lost children of history

sadly destined never to be redeemed

Down the Rabbit Hole

How bad can it be?

Really?

Interesting query...

Or are you waxing rhetorically?

Seeking variations of degree...

Metaphorically...

When pondering depths of misery

there is always a dungeon

deep beneath the basement

Sin Bin

The God we did invent

to track this sin concept

has become quite antiquated

and thoroughly irrelevant

in this age of mass discontent

The chains of behavior control

have been loosened permanently

All that remains

is the residue of guilt

from a bygone age

when peeps still gave a damn

about consequence

Cannibal Clubbing

Wanted to hook up with this chick so badly

I looked past her radical Antifa tendencies

So she took me to her favorite Deep State eatery

The Cannibal Club based in socialist L.A.

where all the best leftist celebs go to feast

on the succulent tender flesh of children

I always thought this was just a kooky QAnon myth

but there were the Clintons standing next to me

as we walked past the all you can eat Carnivore Buffet

At a corner table were the Obamas

dining on finger food munchies

as they chatted with the Spielbergs

who were busy sipping their blood lattes

My date order the Creamy Infant Bisque

which she proclaimed to be the house specialty

Seeking to avoid political confrontation

I told my dining companion I was a vegan

She called me out on my lie immediately

and screamed that I was a closet MAGA fascist

whose interest in her was purely prurient

The mood in the boisterous bistro grew tense

The Cancel Maitre d came over to denounce my existence

Banishment from this horrible establishment was decreed

for this was no place for such a fussy citizen like me

I wish this doomed relationship

with the sexy communist

had a happy ending

but at least I got a taste

of how the depraved half lives

More Than Worthy

 Unacceptable return on investment

was the label I once wore

back when I was not such a hot commodity

This brutally universal assessment

was the genesis of my depression

that extended deep into this century

til I finally came to realize

the folly of letting others devalue me

Confessions of a Frustrated Puppet

Deep down we all knew
truth on social media was skewed

Our click algorithms fed the slant

Dividing us into warring camps

Each side with their own versions of truth

Advocate text soldiers fighting battles fervently

Harsh debates raging on perpetual loop

Friendships became collateral casualties

Deflecting attention from our true enemy

Yanking our chains strung from shadow clouds

Life Redefined

Today's fluid ambiguities

are wrecking prior reliable metrics

to such an extent

that no one knows where we're at

For us to get back knowledge

we gotta lose these pointless measurements

Recalibrate standard definitions

and reboot the glossary

Bitches and Brats

Why in these days of mass discontent

I find myself constantly invoking

the "Two wrongs don't make a right" argument?

One would think by now this would be obvious

but uncivil discourse has become so childish

with all this tit for tat bullshit

Frustrated zealots now two sides

of the same tarnished coin

Instead of engaging contrarian views

in spirited, constructive debate

partisans instead hurl fire bomb invectives

which only serve to create

a culture of "us versus them" politics

This lack of civility is very depressing

For we as a society truly are regressing

when we should be stepping up

to collectively meet the challenges

of these trying times

Out Of My Depth

Don't mess with my depth perception

It's hard enough for me to see

where you are going to be

if you take away my scale

Are you coming

or going?

There's just now way of knowing

Truth is so multi dimensional

and I'm too damn superficial

to visualize properly

this distorted reality

Censor Tripping Bitching

Perpetually pissy minded purveyors of erasure

Wrecking the current conversation with censorship

Slathering on their suffocating versions

of what passes for art in their narrow minds

Tis a power tripping orgy of dangerous bullshit

Today their suppressions are but a mere annoyance

but beware the path of slotted thought

as the cancel culture drags our asses down

into the tyranny of one size fits all perceptions

No Means NO

I finally nailed little Miss Tease last night

Took a lot of alcohol to spread those legs

She protested meekly through her drunken haze

but I know deep down she wanted it

despite her lame hard to get protestations

Just another of her coy flirtations

I had to power through

This morning she said

I raped her fine body

While studly me contends

the hook up was consensual

I ain't worried

The slut has no case

She would get roasted before a jury

given her sleazy whoring past

and yet....

Her tears do seem very real

Perhaps I did move too fast

I wish I could take being such a dick back

but I gotta play out his harsh denial rap

lest my rape culture ass goes to jail