Once I've reached
my expiration date
my expiration date
and am no longer serviceable
Deposit me in a hefty bag,
The extra stretchy
reinforced kind
with the drawstrings
reinforced kind
with the drawstrings
Drag me out to the street
or if my weight is too extreme
use my old little red wagon
to transport my remains
or if my weight is too extreme
use my old little red wagon
to transport my remains
for the curbside pickup brigade
Maybe I can be recycled
Maybe I can be recycled
or used for fertilizer
Perhaps
the scavengers
can mine my bones
for raw materials
I won’t be offended
the scavengers
can mine my bones
for raw materials
I won’t be offended
if my carcass is thrown out
Because I’ll be very dead
Which as we all know
is a much
bigger problem
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