Friday, April 27, 2018

The Write Stuffing


I was there that fateful day
when Jesus rode in
on a gorgeous white horse
and cast Satan away...

OK maybe twas a close approximation
of a semi apocalyptic situation
 I viewed on a stream
that may have been a dream...

I'm allowed my binges 
of required exaggeration
to make the story flow...

It says so right here on my poetic license
I bought online for 99 cents
though it may be approaching literary expiration. 




Saturday, April 14, 2018

The War Show

Dust off the off the old generals
Prop them up in front of the map
of our latest war event

We'll get back to porn stars
and pee tapes next week
but now we gotta hear experts speak
about our cool tech weaponry
and how we gotta make Syria
safe for democracy