The Write Stuffing

I was there that fateful day

when the one and only Jesus Christ

our Lord and Savior

rode in

on a gorgeous white horse

to cast Satan 

and his godless minions away

OK 

so maybe twas a close approximation

of an apocalyptic busting situation

I viewed on a live stream

that may have been

a chemically inspired dream

I'm allowed my binges 

of creative exaggerations

to make the story flow

and proceed in a forwardly direction

It says so 

right here on my poetic license

I bought online for 99 cents

though it as well as myself

may fast be approaching

literary expiration

The War Show

Dust off the off the old generals
Prop them up in front of the map
of our latest war event

We'll get back to porn stars
and pee tapes next week
but now we gotta hear experts speak
about our cool tech weaponry
and how we gotta make Syria
safe for democracy