Sunday, November 17, 2024

The Best Clique

 

Meet the new cool kids..

Citizens of the best clique..

They may be dweebs individually..

Losers of major social inadequacy..

But together they roll trendy..

Soaking up outsider's envy..

Because they collectively
are the cult within the Cult..

The high priests of MAGA Force One..

Top of the depraved chain..

The next level Brat Pack





Wednesday, November 13, 2024

Dead Fools

 

And now
the end is near
as we face
the final curtain..

The barbarians at the gate
were invited in
that much is certain..

The carnage they will bring
can not be overstated..

Now comes the tragic irony
to our little horror story..

Seems our ruination
as a functioning nation
was self inflicted
by ignorant fools..

Hey.. It's majority rules..

The tyranny of the stupid..

But we of the now pissed minority
are not absolved of blame..

Our apathy and arrogance  
to the threat we knew was there
makes our collective death
a case of suicide by mass negligence..

So let our epitaph say
when historians sift though
the rubble ashes of the U.S.A. 

We imploded our way



Saturday, November 9, 2024

Self Autopsy

 

Stunned us assembles post explosion
in our new bunker lair..

Brushing hysteria from our hair
finger pointers everywhere
commence the orgy of blame..

The same old ass covering
accountability deflection game
that blackens all mirrors
and perpetuates
the lame self deceptions
which caused this massive disaster
in the first place..





Friday, November 8, 2024

Wither Us

 

When the mob

of dubious reputation

entered our fine establishment

at the express invitation

of our less discerning members

who thought we needed

to loosen our stuffy standards

the world was turned upside down..


Now that they've been forever shattered

and the shady element

we once shunned now has validation

our once respectable institution

crumbling before us

will never be the same..


Nobody is really to blame..


Erosion is Nature's way

of taking down ancient structures

that have outlived their usefulness

as it reshuffles the deck

to push the illusion of progress

down our now parched throats









Thursday, November 7, 2024

Push Back

 

Feeling very dystopian today

as if a storm is coming our way..


Even the rainbows are trending gray..


Time for a little mass penance

for underestimating our adversary

yet again..


Turn the page..


Lose that self pity..


Channel that internal rage..


Make the enemy rue the day

they peed down on our democracy..


No more playing meek defense..


Now we get to go on offense..


Make their every breath a misery..


Welcome to the Resistance 




Monday, November 4, 2024

Bueller..Bueller

 

All those loose truths you do
with minimum respect
for the sanctity
of tethered reality
as you dance with narratives
that never come with attached
adverse fact checks..

All the scrapes
with exasperated authority
who despite their best
Wile E. Coyote persistence
can never tag you with consequence..

No one can touch you..
Ferris Bueller..

Who grew up to be
the 45th president of our country
and may well do an encore..

The brat we hate and envy
with equal intensity..

The likes of this character
never seen before
and unlikely
to ever come our way again




Sunday, November 3, 2024

The Opiate of Numbers

We masters of future events
have moved on from primitive
crystal ball tech..

Instead we harvest targeted data
to confidently project tomorrow
based on our very best
quantitative sample analysis..

Modern prophets of a philosophical bent
rely heavily on these black and white stats
to such a skewed over reliant extent
they oft overlook statistical anomalies
tucked away in the mystical margin of error..

Ignore not the ancient sage of prophesy
warning us to beware the beast of improbability
slight as the long shot odds
that the catastrophe may seem to be..

We need to always respect the possibility
that our best laid statistical projections
are no match for the power of destiny..
That most overlooked shock variable
throughout human history




Weed Removal

 

All the slimy whine seeds
have been planted deep
and fertilized with bullshit..

Come next election cycle 
the latest toxic crop of weeds
will once again threaten
our garden democracy
and grounded traditions of fair play..

Another sore losers symphony
of alternate reality conspiracy
will seek to choke off
the will of the people
which repudiates
the narrow warped vision
their hatred culture did create..

We good people
from all sides politically
need to finally agree
that we as a society
gotta remove permanently
these noxious weeds
of the obnoxious minority
by their thick headed roots
so that next time around
our crop will not be polluted
by all their performative
sore loser posturing crap
that has stained recent history





Friday, November 1, 2024

Out of Conversation

 

The rambunctious man
of limited filtration
and minimum intellect
never disappoints
when asked his opinions
that always skew
consistently unhinged..

Critics will predictably
jump on the maniac
for his irrational rants
tinged with careless language
but you know deep down
this deplorable clown
will be secretly missed
by these very same critics..

For this force of darkness
who thrives on conflict
has long been the focal
talking point topic
for these purveyors of views
that while rationally conceived
always lack the entertainment value
of Public Nuisance Number One..

What will these chattering pundits
have to communally fret about
when their go to monster is gone?









Monday, October 28, 2024

United States of Weeds

 

Tossing and turning
I slept with uncertainty..

Awoke in a cold sweat
awash in anxiety..

At the end of that black night
the morning arrived right on time..

But instead of bringing
much needed light
the dawn revealed 
a deeper depth of darkness..

All previous illumination devices
in our house so badly divided
were cracked and beyond repair..

We collectively cursed
the new reality nightmare..

This perpetual storm
would now be the new norm
as unpleasant truth we long ignored
knocked down our denial door..

The somber dirge of our dissolution
would be a familiar tragic refrain..

The false sense of security
in a decaying foundation
of once mighty institutions
we stubbornly believed in..

No match for the withering weeds
that suffocates misplaced trust
cause in the end
there were more of them
than there were of us



Friday, October 11, 2024

In the Interim

 

Exit ramp dead ahead
as I am starting to envision
my life after this endless
disjointed employment..

Slow fade to retirement
and welcome obsolescence
away from the bored chorus
of clock punching drones
themselves counting the days
til one by one
the calendar says they are done
to be replaced
by the next wave
of temporary worker bees
hauling the honey
to feed the indifferent system









Thursday, October 10, 2024

Truth DOA

 

This much is a certainty..

Here in the contentious abyss
of modern combat politics
one man's disinformation
is another's political dogma..

So pervasive are the stiletto slants
that truth which once passed for fact
gets sliced and diced daily to such an extent
as to now be unrecognizable

No witnesses ever found at this crime scene
who will corroborate the evidence
that should be obvious
if anyone was still interested
in paying attention




Hit Fowl

 

When the caged canary
began gasping
and getting all teary eyed
from the foul suffocating stench
of the toxic hyperbole
and sheer volume of lies
that permeate our environment
we knew what we had to do..

We executed the alarmist bird
and returned to the slow cook
soothing denials of the day
because not only
do we always shoot the messenger
we filet their Chicken Little asses
and serve them up with a nice Chianti



Tuesday, October 8, 2024

Joy Hopping

 

I am finally content
to simply be who I am..

Took me years to understand
there is no long term plan..

No tightly crafted narrative..

Only these fleeting moments
that make this trip tolerable..

Connected specks of sand
in the vast desert of eternity
where we well meaning inhabitants
spend our allocated time 
seeking out snippets of happiness





Monday, October 7, 2024

Time Vessel

 

I love
the tick tock of the clock
gently caressing
the silence of the night...

It sounds like
wisps of ethereal time 
seeping into the sky..

Fear not
the moment's 
inevitable abandonment..

There will be eventual replenishment
of this eternal resource
carried by the chimes
and deposited in our laps
when the time is right




Saturday, October 5, 2024

Mr Sickness

 

A pox on these damn coughing spasms !

Lungs expelling moss green sludge
that have populated
and multiplied unabated
from the dark depths
of my bronchial tubes
since the 80's..

I shall spit out the offensive sputum
like I do everything else in my congested
sickening fungal excuse of a life..

This chronic incurable condition
will one day be the death of me..

As with us all just a question of when




Friday, October 4, 2024

In Defense of Loneliness

 

Here on the periphery
silence is my primary currency..

This view from the edge
is always crystal clear..

From my perch on the side
I see and hear
all the chaos within..

The bickering discordant symphony
that passes for relations these days..

Here on the periphery
feel free to pity me
and label my solitude
as the epitome of being lonely..

But in the grand scheme
I am far more happy
than imprisoned you will ever be




Thursday, October 3, 2024

Light Pretzel

 

Gazing though
the cracked prism
of intolerance
yields a distorted vision
which blurs the distinction
between fact and fiction.. 

Once the truth gets refracted
it mutates into modern propaganda
for mass transmission
to those desperate for an alternate reality..

These disciples of the corrupted light
thrive in the shadows of minimal sight
free from the contradictions
of rational thought




Wednesday, October 2, 2024

Battle Bot Men

 

The contentious man
of an ornery bent
revels in his daily battles..

Pointless as they may be
these circular arguments
are the ultimate nowhere trip..

Self generated
and eternally perpetuated
this vile hatred
of those who oppose his views
is returned with equal fervor..

A peaceful solution
these friction junkies
will never find
for they are of a like
tightly bolted closed mind



Tuesday, October 1, 2024

Nut Soup

 

Twas decreed
by reliable shrink authorities 
that extremely warped me
is definitely
manic depressive..
obsessiveness compulsive..
psychotically repressive..
anti socially self destructive
with just a pinch of OCD..
and a few other quaint acronyms
I fail to recall
cause I don't focus too well
(must be my attention deficit thing)

Of course this made distraught
having so many things wrong with me
that I felt a smothering sense of inadequacy
so my self esteem was destroyed
and I became unhinged at the very thought
that quite possibly I was a misfit toy
adrift in a sea of social uncertainty..

This feeling was compounded
by the diagnosis
that my dire mental condition
was so hopeless
and beyond modern medications
that the best remedy for my ailments
would to become a psychiatrist myself

Today I am a world renowned head doctor
dispensing the best bar tender type advice
and mood altering elixir cocktails
to the Loony Tune populace








Monday, September 30, 2024

Divine Watchmaker



 Time is just a place

on the continuum of space..

A fluid eternal concept
that flows endlessly
through the deep ravine
carved out by many yesterdays..

Stacked with infinite precision
by the Master Creator..

No doubt to me that God exists
for all this coincidence shit 
can't be conveniently attributed
to massive random circumstance..

Though you can keep your prayers
and man made hosanna theologies
passed down through the centuries
as a means of mob thought control
by hypocrites in long robes..

I'll keep my faith very simple
and worship
this great watchmaker concept
of an intelligent universal design






Sunday, September 29, 2024

Bully Comeuppance

 

The long awaited purge
foretold by obvious prophesy
was in reality
more of a messed up flush..

Not a very well planned extinction
executed by these over eager fools
of dubious distinction
and even less delicate subtlety..

When comes the judgement
of cold hearted history
these heavy handed butchers
we all fear today
will not fare very well...

These ghosts will be brutalized..

Dark memories of their cruelties
categorized by scholars of misery
and filed away with the mistakes
of our too oft repeated inhumanity  





Saturday, September 28, 2024

Man It Down

 

Holster those hormones!!

Too much time spent
in the masculine tense
can lead to conflict
as we boys constantly engage
in pointless pissing contests
to territorial declare
our tenuous dominance..

As we selfish swine ignore
the long suffering girls
rolling their collective eyes..

Trapped in their Mommy roles
wiping the noses of we sniveling brats..

Consigned to mop up
our every egotistical mess..

Perhaps the time has arrived
to let the wenches take the keys
and finally get to drive
the broken down 
testosterone fueled bus






Thursday, September 26, 2024

The Blue Screen Crew

 

Drop those fears and open wide..

Pay the freak who rolls with one eye..

Time to set those inhibitions aside
and let Destiny take us for a ride..

Keep to the left.. Stay to the right..

Always respect the contradictions..

It's getting harder to tell
where the theme park ends
and real life begins..

Or is it the other way around?

Not gonna fret dangling definitions..

It's just another pointless self argument.. 

For we cartoon characters
desperately trying to be relevant




Glory Be to Cardio

 

80 heart beats per minute..

That's 4,800 thumps per hour..

And the number keeps multiplying
as days turn to years
one truth is perfectly clear..

This fabulous device
which powers our lives
while a marvel
of steady efficiency
can feel very empty
if it remains unfulfilled..

If fate and good fortune
smile in your direction
you'll meet a special
once in a lifetime angel
to share your heart with
for the rest of this trip..

Exactly like I did
when you walked into my life
and saved me
by agreeing to be my wife..

So many heartbeats ago 





Wednesday, September 25, 2024

Making It Up As We Go

 

In this culture where I reside
women paint their faces
before venturing outside...

A variety of products are applied
to produce the desired
reality dampening effect...

I just can't ever fathom
this archaic custom...

Why do ladies feel they need hide
self perceived human imperfections
they deem require makeup protection??

While we disheveled men
always get a visual pass
for our casual naturalness?

Must be yet another example
of gender unfairness
seeping through the cracks
that can't be spackled over
by cosmetic distractions





Widow Been There

 

The grieving widow
adorned in her best
black death threads
let's out a soft sigh
over the mangled body
of her latest hubby who just died...

Now I know some whisper foul play
for this is the eighth man she's planted
but once again little Miss Sadness
has an airtight alibi
for on the night in question
she was with the next ill fated guy
destined to someday be her ninth 
tragic coincidence accident



Tuesday, September 24, 2024

Lazy Brains

 

Hey Mr Know It All..

Rambling on with your charts
and exhaustive BORING studies..

Spare us your expertise
wrapped around
overly informed opinions.. 

We ain't impressed
with your years of experience
and all the degrees
on top of the accolades
afforded heavily lauded 
knowledge gods..

The only authority we recognize
are experts of the internet variety
that have spent minutes of study
from fellow social media authorities
who while short on factual back up
are long on posting volume repetition..

These venerated influencers
are the modern day town criers
teaching us useful village idiots what to think






Sunday, September 22, 2024

Joy Tripping

 

I GOT IT!!!

The elusive path to happiness
is by way of acceptance of the fact
that it's NOT our final location
tucked away in a mystical destination
forever just beyond the horizon..

Elation is found
in your current situation
within the here and now
wherever that may be..

It's all in the trip bitches..

The means not only justify the ends..

Our self crafted route defines them..






Friday, September 20, 2024

Selective Vision

 

Selective morality
so in vogue 
with us rambunctious 
foam at the mouth zealots
weighs heavily on the soul..

This modern affliction
causes my neck
these contentious days
to be perpetually in pain
from always
looking the other way
from the high volume sins
of our very flawed leadership..

Handicapping me to such an extent
I have to shift my body
to see the train of reality
speeding down the tracks
to squash gullible me
and the moral judgement I lack..

When you read my brief obituary
the blurb that sums me up will say..

Death by lame rationalizations