Wednesday, January 14, 2026

Nature Wins

 

We woke to snow
and heaved a collective groan
as the season once dormant
rose from its slumber
to rudely remind us cocky
Earthly occupants
who truly was in charge

Now we lie buried
deep beneath
a shroud of oppressive whiteness
with only our new found humility
to keep us company

The Spring thaw
can't come soon enough
though then come the floods
we never seem to be
properly prepared for 



Tuesday, January 13, 2026

Snowy Delirium

 

This narrow crevice I created
post monster storm
with my strained labor
made a righteous path
to get from here to there
til the unforgiving wind
from out of the North blew in
and totally buried 
my hard fought creation
beneath a deep drift 
from the very same remnants
I had previously endeavored
to burrow through

Now I must commence again
to do battle with the mocking elements
that were unimpressed
by the time and labor spent
plowing through
the previous natural disaster

Such is the struggle season
of our endless frozen discontent



Monday, January 12, 2026

Flip the Formula

 

Heed my positivity
my cynical
happily ever after friends

Love at first sight
ain't a myth

For this was not
just another
madcap hookup romp
between a ditsy blonde
and me her quirky beau

We find the key
to our relationship longevity
is to not take love too seriously

Don't over analyze the chemistry
or calculate the kinetic equation
to pigeonhole define 
our oddball connection
that defies standard romance conventions



Sunday, January 11, 2026

Did You Hear About...

  

Step right up
my fellow oddball misfits
to the social media trough

Confess post 
your litany of juicy sins
and personal misfortune
for text backs
of follower sympathy
from faceless friends
who secretly revel and gossip
behind your back
about your human failings
with that smug superiority
that pollutes the airwaves
of the online sewing circle

Those sharp boot heels you feel
poking you in the neck
are from this chorus
of the downtrodden
using your grim published situation
to uplift them
from their depression



Burn Baby Burn

 

The child with matches
is fascinated
and seduced by the flame
that they created
with the flick of the wrist

Clueless are they
about dangerous consequence
attached to combustibility
if the power they wield
ain't used safely

Say hello
my soon to be scorched friends
to the pyrotechnic
flame thrower diplomacy
of the 21st Century
we have unleashed
on a horrified world
by our Juvenile King
who fiddles from his bunker
while counting up profits

Beware the recoil
of flammable
regime change politics




Saturday, January 10, 2026

Kill Baby Kill

 

The Squire of Mar-a-Lago
has royally decreed
that the Cheney Doctrine
of war for profit
is ready to proceed
just like the good old days
when any bullshit 
fishy rationalization
could get wrapped in the flag
and retro mass sold
to the gullible populace
as the new corporate patriotism

Video replays
of us blowing up
the latest boogeyman enemy
sure makes for great TV
as high ratings are guaranteed
while the arm chair generals
lecture the fired up populace
from in front of colorful maps
and regale us with tales
of great military history

It always starts 
as a grand adventure at least
til the novelty wears off
and we start tallying up the cost
that far exceeds the benefits
of yet another oil drenched mess




Friday, January 9, 2026

Headless Snake Brigade

 

Packed tightly in trench deep
soldiers gather round the two way
waiting for marching orders
which may never come

Since mission parameters
were never clearly defined
the warriors struggle to find
a winning battle strategy

They know who is the enemy
and where to find their adversary
but without proper guidance
or offensive cohesion
all they can do
is make threatening noises
and try to bluff their way through





Wednesday, January 7, 2026

Conceptual Living

 

The cranial blender  
of a few well placed
electrical discharges
in our underutilized brains
is where inspiration
dances unrestrained
with conceptual abstraction

Creations of virgin purity
immaculately unstained
by the dream busting doubt bombs
to be launched by external scrutiny

This suppressed blueprint
is the spiral staircase path 
to natural advancement

If only we could reside
in this secure womb
of abstract excellence

Trust is the power of genius possibility

Instead we gotta endure
these stained implementations
that perpetually leave us wanting

Forever seeking
the next future
untarnished surge of creativity





Tuesday, January 6, 2026

Spoonful of Artificial Sweetener

 

We do things we should not do
but we do them anyway
under the guise
of it needed to be done

It's these little self deceptions
cloaked in cliched rationalizations
that make our human indiscretions
go down a little easier

This self serving brew
allows us the smoke screen
to delude ourselves
that we are decent people