Such Allititeration

Shirley stealthy sells
shattered seashells
by the sandy sea shore

She will surely be
shunned by decent society 
for selling such
shoddy merchandise

Since she socked away
the spoils of her staggering larceny
to such an extent
she could smugly smile
when consumers screamed
about her lax
don't give a shit attitude

Sheriff Simmons
was summarily summoned
by state investigators
to smooth over
the sticky situation
but since he was 
secretly sleeping
with slutty Shirley
the investigation 

was scandalously squashed

Just another shocking case
of sexual shenanigans
such as this
subverting the scales of justice