Pleased To Meet You

Welcome to Hell 

Before we begin
our orientation

please allow me
to clarify your situation

Some of you may feel
you've gotten a raw deal

All a tragic misunderstanding

but

trust me

Your current 
infernal position
has been well earned

The sins 
accumulated
over a lifetime
of misdeeds galore
must be paid for

I am your Daddy

Your soul warden 

So settle in
my forlorn children 

We own your
now sorry asses
for all eternity