I Torched

I Torched

This hand held device flashing red
Is not cooperating with me

Not behaving as it was designed
Doing things it did not do on QVC

How can something that looks so simple
Be so operationally confounding?

All of my tricks have been applied
And still this mutt is not responding!

My ignorance has been exposed      
My patience has reached an end    

 Time to admit I am a dinosaur          
And seek the aid of techno friends